Dahmer is Still Alive

Jeffery Dahmer committed horrific crimes that we all have tried to forget. The world will never forget how callous Dahmer was in court and how he led his life. As of today, MPL has discovered that Dahmer now works at UCLA medical school working on cadavers. His job is to prep the cadavers before the med students conduct their training. However, there has been some concerns since all of the cadavers are being kept in his freezer. He has claimed this is all for medical research. The good news is Dahmer is alive and happy working in an industry he has always loved (or invented).