Dating Advice

Dating these days is not easy, even with the online dating apps out there designed to help you swipe to meet the person of your dreams. Nancy Lowell is a self proclaimed dating expert who takes a unique approach that not many people will like. Nancy explained her advice, “Everyone wants the attractive part and I get that but after the attraction is set I come in and help them seal the deal.  First off, too many people say that want someone who is honest, I call bullshit and help guide my clients right into the sack with their newly attracted one. I work with my clients to set up the optimal profile page that gets the hormones working. If you have a shitty job, we spruce it up to make it sound sexy. For example, are you a gas station attendant? Not anymore, now you are a fuel maintenance management supplier for a large oil company. Are you a gym teacher? Not on this app you aren’t, now you are an athletic administrator focused on child development.”

The profile is not where the lying ends explained Nancy, “The profile is just to get your foot in the door, I then teach my clients to lie to get their naked body in the sheets. People want what they can’t have and so we make our clients likable and lovable but then teach them how to seem not so interested and unattainable, and that’s what gets my clients laid. Ultimately, my clients don’t want long term relationships, they want orgasms with another person and do not want to pay for it. Funny thing is, they pay me to help them get sex, so instead of getting rid of the middleman they add one, me. It would be more effective to just hire a prostitute but my clients like a challenge. So the main advice I give my clients and those interested in reaching climax, is lie, lie and lie some more.”

We have done some research on Nancy Lowell and have found out she has been divorced 5 times and has been arrested for being a con artist. She also has an arrest warrant out for her in 23 states for a Ponzi scheme. So be forewarned should you want to take her advice.