Daycare Betting

Even though gambling is legal in over 30 some states it doesn’t mean it is without controversy. In Las Vegas, a place where gambling is commonplace, a new controversial form of gambling has taken place. Daycare Gambling is all the rage at five daycares a couple miles off the Vegas strip. Richie Belmont the owner of the daycare company, Bet Your Children explained the company and the latest scandal, “Our daycares are especially equipped with cameras so parents and betters can watch the action and or their kids. Don’t worry, parents are not allowed to bet on their kids or any other kids in their childcare location. We are governed by the gaming board, and everything is above board. People love to bet on which kid is going to get bit first who will be the first to get their hair pulled and who will be the kid to do it. We also have races throughout the day to get more action. There is not much people can’t bet on but unfortunately a new thing has started to creep into our facilities, doping and it won’t be tolerated. Three kids’ formulas have been confiscated and tested and all have come up positive for foreign substances which is has caused us to do a deep dive investigation into who is doing or authorizing such illegal tactics. Turns out Mikey Weatherford, age 3 has been doped for over 4 months and he is our leading biter and now we know why, doping. He has been the heavyweight biter for all 3 months and a ton of action has been taken on him during that time. Amy Wilkins age 3 and a half has been the leading dirty diaper girl in her room and after examining her food we found it was laced with Exlax. As a result, we have suspended all betting on our sites until we finish the full investigation.”

Three weeks have passed since the start of the investigation, and it turns out Pauly Steadfast the milk delivery guy was the one setting up the doping. He was caught on film several times messing with the kid’s food and drinks. Pauly was tied to several mobs in the Vegas area, which has set off another set of investigations, but the good news is that all bets are back on at the daycares and you can even bet on the over under of Paula’s jail sentence, which is currently set at 5 years.