Daylight Savings

Day light savings time causes a lot of problems across the United States. Heart attacks go up by 42%, middle age men show up an hour late for softball game (not so much now with smartphones). We are filing this next daylight savings time story under the ridiculous file.

A 48 year old single man is suing his hooker for an hour he believes he is owed. The man who wished to remain anonymous, Howard Hornay was willing to speak with us under the agreement that we wouldn’t mention his name,  so we won’t. Mr. Anonymous said, “I paid for a full day and I expected the full 24 hours. The hooker came over at 6pm and left 23 hours later, sure it was 6pm the next day  but it was daylight savings time and she screwed me, no pun intended and left an hour early. I wasted a 2^nd blue pill and I wanted what I paid for so I am suing her. I have yet to find an attorney to take my case but as soon as I do I know I will win. I am not even asking for money back I just want another hour, chains included.”