Dead Aim

Golf companies are always trying to give golfers that extra edge on the golf course and Dead Aim Golf Inc is no exception. Dead Aim has created a specialized ball that along with a laser guided club makes ones shot deadly accurate. CEO Shooter Galloway explains how his newest product works, “It is the newest in laser guided technology. The ball will automatically shoot straight towards the guided laser’s end point. Sure we are still working out a few bugs, for example the balls have an affinity for hitting any player in front of them. At first we thought this would be a serious problem, however we realized there are a lot of golfers who play with someone they can’t stand. Ever have to play with your jerk boss and wanted to nail the son of a bitch with your ball, well now you can. They say there is no such thing as bad press, I am starting to question that after a man was accused of killing his wife on the course with our ball.  His defense was that how could he actually aim that well being a terrible golfer. The prosecutor however has evidence that he used 25 of our balls in less than two minutes and it was the fifth ball to her head that did her in. Time will tell if our product will take off but our Dead Aim balls now have double meaning and I can’t wait to see our sales projections.”

Turns out Shooter Galloway is under investigation for insurance fraud and accomplice to murder. The gentleman who killed his wife with the Dead Aim balls was shooter’s former roommate and there was a $5 million policy on his wife. Former colleagues of Shooter, Gunner Stevens, shared his opinion of the case, “I always knew Shooter was a piece of shit and capable of murder or accomplice to murder and now I know the answer to my question I always asked myself, Yes, he did have the balls to do it.”