Dead Funeral Director Directs

Billy Lifesaver lead a life of fame…fortune and ultimately died at the ripe age of 66. Before his death he purchased a funeral home, and it became a thriving business. He is dead, but he is a ghost and is currently a funeral director.

Bill had this to say as he was hovering in my office (crap that was freeky), “I am dead…..but I need to make a few bucks…food prices are higher here….and yes, this is do fnnn ridiculous because I thought once I was dead I was absolved of financial obligations….hardly….rent in heaven is insane and you have to put a full year for a security deposit for fear you might go to hell at some point!”