Deadly Pet Store

A unique pet store has popped up in Raleigh, North Carolina that serves a very unique niche, deadly animals. Dave Collins has started Dave’s Deadly Pet Store and explained his new store to MPL, “There are a lot of crazy people that like to live on the edge and basically that is who we cater to at Dave’s Deadly Pet Store. We sell any kind of animal that can kill you, maul you, or even strangle you. We have a buy 1 get 1 free offer in our Piranha section. We actually started selling, a hybrid great white shark that only grows to 4 feet long but can still kill with one bite. We have a reptile section filled with venomous snakes. We actually started to carry anti venom after we lost our third employee. We also realize that everyone loves deadly dogs, but they want them to look cute, which is why we now have our newest doodle, a Pitdoodle. The Pitdoodle has real hair, no fur, so no allergy issues but still very deadly. Our most visited section is the crocodile pit, where customers can play with their future animals to see if they are a great fit. Don’t worry, we learned our lesson as we now tape their mouths shut prior to allowing entry and we no longer allow babies in the pit. Sure, the pictures were very cute but, let’s just say I am amazed that baby Tim survived, 153 stitches and all. So, if you are in the market for a deadly animal, please come down to Dave’s Deadly Pet Store and find your next deadly pet.”