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Def Leppard to go on tour with remakes of their classic songs!!
Hernia
Pee Through The Night
Hung Out To Dry
Songs from the Trickle IV Lounge
Love and Afflictions
PTmania
Pour Some Splenda on Me
When Love and Alzheimer’s Collide
Armageddon (that walker Now)
Two Steps Behind And Off My Rocker
Take What You Want (And Forget Where You Put It)
Spillways (from my urinary catheter)
Joe Elliott announced the tour saying, “It’s to promote our new record, Diamond Star Halos. We just got really high and thought we wanted ‘Diamond’ and ‘Star’ in it. And ‘Halos’ because we all see that everywhere after the cataract surgeries.”
Vivian Campbell added, “First of all, yes, I’m STILL a man. It’s 2023 and finally people stopped making fun of me. And for the record, I identify myself as a man/he/him/dude and I pee standing up. Anyways please buy our songs and accessories, which now include walkers, wheelchairs and ear wax cleaner.”
Phil Collen concluded by announcing, “We partnered with Harrison Ford and we will be doing all the music for his next film, Raiders of the Lost AARP. Sponsored by AARP. Well, it’s not a feature film, more of a commercial. Anyways please use the code ‘DEAF LEP’ to get 15% off everything off the AARP store! Life doesn’t get any better than that.”
