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Support groups are the big thing these days. From losing a parent to losing a pet, there is a support group for all of it. Recently, a new support group has emerged and it is becoming a very popular group across the United States. The support group is for men or women who end up divorced and find out their ex is now bisexual and or just homosexual.

Vlad Biesman, founder of the support group Switch Hitter, explained the support provided: “I along with other men and women have gone through the pain of divorce in their lives only to find out their ex has changed teams. It was great to know that the divorce was not my fault, but it was the lost opportunity for me that hurt so bad. I have always wanted a threesome in my life but feared my wife would be disgusted by even the suggestion. I had opportunities in the past where women would suggest a threesome but I would fear I was going to get robbed, so I never took advantage of the situation. To think, all along, my wife and I wanted the same thing and I could have experienced my teenage dream but I had no clue. That is the reason I set up this support group. For others, they are still feeling as though they are the reason their partner has changed sides and I see how that can hurt. Some of our group is filled with people who just feel used. It is tough to be a “beard” or a disguise to make their family happy. I should have seen it in my marriage. I never understood her infatuation with me making a mangina (hiding my penis between my legs to make it look like a vagina) before she would have intercourse with me, but now it all makes sense.”

For those of you who have been in Vlad’s place or are upset about being used as a beard or just need a support group because your ex left the team, reach out to switchhitter.com and find a local support group in your area. Vlad asked us to mention, if you would like to experience a safe threesome please reach out to him, as well. He made me rewrite this and include he is only seeking women for his threesome. Sorry guys.

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