Do Fake Stuff on Reality TV

Holden Couldfield was once a reality tv show star, but realized it was too real. So, Holden embarked on a reality show he just launched called, “Who’s BS”. The goal is to live a real life, but be mostly full of shit on the show. Below are some examples:

• Shave your head when you have a full head of hair and have no reason to shave it and you cut yourself, but feel the cut is not that deep and just let bleed all over the show set
• Wear underwear that clearly doesn’t fit to the point you can not have kids – make it really hurt
• Show up at a place of employment you don’t work at and just start working 8 hours a day, when they question you say, “Where is my fnnnn bonus, I work my ass off!”
• Be friends with people you know that cannot stand you – constantly ask for plans with them to the point where one of them considers killing you…let them attempt to stab you once
• Get eyebrows removed because you are told it will reduce your stomach pain and paint them blue like the ocean….maybe throw a few seagulls in there

The show “Who’s BS” airs in 39 months (that is such BS!)