Doctors no Longer Need an MD

The traditional training for doctors of the future is changing at a rapid pace. Students no longer need to attend medical school or even undergrad. This has created a surge in people going into the medical profession. We spoke with 15 year old Danny Pissant who created the new youtube curriculum to train doctors of the future and here is what he had to say, “Well, after I stopped smoking weed a few months ago, I started making videos on youtube on how to perform surgery and put people under anesthesia……I demonstrated this on my uncle and brought him back to life..and finally I am in his family’s will (he is rich as shit!)…at that point, I knew I had something pretty special….I made another video on how to reset broken bones….I first tested it on my dog and my asshole brother….both were a success…..no undergrad……no MD….no residency and I am telling you, I know what I am doing…..I can’t wait to see my doctor so I can reset his broken nose even though it’s not broken….asswhipe had me on the wrong meds for 7 years!”