Not really satire.

Not really satire.

Healthcare

Don’t Dream

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By Jack Firestone


Child psychologist Arthur Millsun, has some advice for parents. “Shut the F*ck up! You can be whatever you want, says most sane parents to their kids. Well it may not have been the best advice to Marty Duncan who suffers from a rare form of tics which causes sudden and unexpected movements in his arms legs and face. Dr. Duncan has already killed 12 patients performing surgery, great advice mom and dad. It was also terrible advice for Shawn McDuffey,  who has narcolepsy. His parents said go for it when his childhood dream was to be a racecar driver. Well in his 2nd race he fell asleep at the wheel. Luckily no one died, sure one of his competitors is a vegetable but still everyone survived. Either way, thanks again parents. So this is just a public service announcement to be careful what you tell your kids. Now go out there and be whatever you want, with in reason.”

Dr. Millsun has since been arrested for molesting children. Maybe his parent’s should not have advised him to become a child psychologist  when he said he loved kids.

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