Don’t Eat Milk Chocolate

The medical association of America has put out a communication indicating that milk chocolate is the cause of Covid. They are urging all American’s to only eat dark chocolate moving forward. Here is what Dr. Doodlescadberry had to say, “First, it is an insult to eat milk chocolate because it tastes like shit…..dark chocolate is the real deal and has that antioxidant crap in it…………….lastly, I am giving all my milk chocolate to my annoying ass dog Reggie….they say chocolate kills dogs….not true…..just gives them Covid and when they have Covid they sleep a ton…my dog behaves way better now……..wait, is he sleeping or dead?? This is a joke!!…..But really, why milk over dark….come on people…dark chocolate is mandatory in your life!”