Not really satire.

Not really satire.

News Sports

Don’t Say That to Mike Tyson!

Share

There are many things that should NEVER be said to Mike (Michael) Tyson. After speaking with Mike, this is what he said you can’t say:

  • You are a pussy!
  • Is that tattoo on your face a scar?
  • Hold it in……no need to push that pebble out….shit already!
  • Mmmmm…beer…..potato chips……ears?
  • Hey, lets have a fake fight…no body shots!
  • You need to start working out.
  • Let’s play fight…no gloves.
  • We can’t be friends…I don’t like pussies.

Well, we think it is safe to say, never say anything to Mike (Michael) Tyson. He is a good person all the time. We celebrate him at MPL!

Next Article

1 Comment

  1. Jeremy Lin-Guini May 22, 2023

    “Yo Tyson you know that you are named after a Chicken?”

Next Up