Double “O”

Bryan Calhoun of Denver Colorado has had what he calls the “Oych of a lifetime!” We asked Bryan to explain to our readers what he meant by that and he explained, “I recently got divorced and haven’t had relations in over 5 years, that even counts birthdays and anniversaries. So, after my divorce I started to get myself out there in the dating world. I started using those apps so much that the blisters on my fingers were due to swiping and not that other thing, if you know what I mean. That is where I met Stephanie a 26-year-old blonde from two towns over. We started dating and that is when it happened, one-night things got hot and heavy and for the first time in over 5 years I made a connection with a woman. It was so intense and amazing and was the best 60 seconds of my life, seriously it had been a long time and that should explain the expediency. Thank goodness I was able to think about baseball and a scorpion I could not kill long enough to get to a full minute. As our performance came to a crescendo, I shouted the word “OYCH at the top of my lungs and so now every time my girl and I finish we yell Oych. We call it the double O or the Oych Orgasm and I fully expect this to catch on over time and so I say this, may your life be filled with many double O’s.”