Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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By Jack Firestone


Inventor Todd Sternbein is all about making travel much easier. Todd told us, “I want you to enjoy your travel. I am the guy who invented the second cup holder.  Before my invention, you only had one cup. Passengers had to hold their cup between their legs. Ask McDonald’s customers how painful that could be. If you enjoy a visor that slides, your welcome. Ever move the lumbar thingy in your seat? You can thank me later.”

Todd is at it again; he has developed a driver’s seat that turns into a toilet seat. Todd said “Nobody wants to stop to go to the bathroom on a road trip. Have you ever seen a gas station bathroom these days? Yuck! Now you can shit on the go, your welcome.”

Todd’s neighbors are suing him to get him to stop testing his new products near his own home. An anonymous neighbor said, “it’s bad enough that we have some neighbors that don’t pick up after their dogs, now I have to worry about Todd shitting down the street as he drives by.”

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