Easter Bunnies

Easter has come and gone and now the question on everyone’s mind is, what do we do with all these unwanted bunnies. Unfortunately, a lot of bunnies go unwanted only days after the Easter holiday and many religious officials are trying to come up with a solution. Father Bunet Keiler thinks he has an idea that will change everything, “We are going to transform the Easter Bunny into the Easter Pound Puppy or Easter adopted dog and even keep the egg stuff. This is the way to save the problem with all the extra bunnies, as there is not enough people who like bunny stew.  Sure we have fed the homeless at our soup kitchens with the bunny stew but I think they are onto us and we need to make a change. There are so many dogs looking to be adopted and therefore we think this also helps that problem. PETA was all for our idea but somehow someone let them in on the fact that we were willing to pay to ship all the extra non adopted or thrown out puppies after Easter over to Korea. Apparently, they think dogs are delicious, I hope that doesn’t sound racist. We thought about using cats, but then the Chinese restaurant moved in down the street and now we can’t seem to find any strays that need to be adopted. I am just kidding you racist bastard.”