Easter Egg Hunt

As April approaches, the big Easter hunt is always fun for the entire family. However, this year the hunt is different. The rules have changed and the game is different for parents and kids. Lionel Bobbit (Lorena Bobbit’s brother) decided he would make the game even more dynamic. The eggs are now painted with all kinds of colors, however there is a glossed finish that is made from Super Glue and a sulfur smell is sprayed on the eggs. As you would guess, moms….dads…..kids can’t get the eggs out of their hands once they find them and they all smell like shit. Lionel had this to say, “I tell them all, if they get the egg out of their hands, they get to meet my sister Lorena and see her super cool knife collection”.

It looks for 2023, the participation rate for the Easter egg hunt is shrinking at an alarming rate. The millennials have zero interest since they are all stoned. It is what it is. Happy upcoming Easter!