Eating too Much

Doctors are finding out that eating too much is a great way to lose weight. After further research, there is scientific evidence that the more you eat, the more you barf and shit. Arnie Slim had this to say, “I was 350 and about 5ft 9…..now I only weight 185…..after eating more than my stomach could possibly handle I whaled barf everywhere…..yes, I missed the toilet….big deal…it was at my ex-girlfriends house….she is a bitch anyways and that became the demise as to why things ended…..bottom line…I am the fashizzle with out her right now…..and she is fat as shit because she doesn’t eat enough….life is grand!”