Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Enjoy the View

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Everyone enjoys looking at beautiful aesthetics and topography. Nothing better than the mountains and the sun.

Arnold Seeme has brought the phrase “Enjoy the View” to higher places.

At 62, his bucket list is to walk nude in all 50 states, plus Mexico and Canada. He plans to end his journey in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

He likes to trot and skip on mostly major of city streets, i.e. Michigan Ave in Chicago, Broadway in New York, etc.

As he does this walk/trot/skip, he chants, “Enjoy the view!” or “I’m bad to the bone (sometimes he says boner…just depends)!” or “I’m too sexy for myself!”

He has hit many states and still counting. He has only been arrested once because nobody wants to get near his fat hairy ass.

Arnold had this to say, “Maybe this wasn’t the best idea. I have been arrested in only one state so far. But I now have tattoos I didn’t put there. And I’ve woken up wondering how I got into the jail cell and can’t understand why I wasn’t nude. Anyway, I am gearing up for the next several states.” He continued, “What the f**k is wrong with me!”

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