Enron Corporate is No Longer Serving Drinks (of any kind)

Enron has decided to no longer allow their employees to drink on the job. This includes any type of liquid including water, coffee, soda or juice. They also finally let all employees know that Ken Lay died in 2006 and the company dissolved in 2007. Many current employees are confused. We spoke with the former CEO of Enron (Jeff Skilling) and here is what he had to say, “First of all, Ken Lay died of chocolate milk……now that we got that out in the open, why do these people still think the company still exists….we closed the doors 15 years ago…however, I encourage you all to invest in the the Skilling Foundation to replenish my wealth…..honest, it’s a great investment….I might start Enron up again……trying to do a crowdfunding thing right now and it is not working…..people are stupid….I could show them how to make money with out producing a product….seems pretty smart to me!”