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Epstein Estate Excuse

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Estate attorney has recently come out to defend his former client, implying that his client was just misunderstood. Ronald Framingham III the Epstein Estate attorney spoke out about what he feels is a misunderstanding about his former client, “Jeffrey was an entrepreneur and was always looking to make money any way he could. Jeffrey’s last idea was supposed to make millions upon millions of dollars once it hit the market. He had an idea of starting a franchise worldwide called Little  Hands Massage Parlor.  He realized that there were many people who loved massages but didn’t like big hands doing it, so he came up with an idea of having high school girls perform the massages. Jeffrey was such a philanthropist that he would only hire young underprivileged girls, knowing they could benefit from the money. He was test piloting the franchise with his billionaire and millionaire friends and politicians, who he knew also liked small handed massages. Jeffrey did not want anyone to steal his great idea and that is why he only had this happen on his private island. I think that is were everything went wrong and the whole misunderstanding started to take shape. I hope this explains everything and just a reminder to anyone who tries to steal this idea without compensating the estate will get sued.”

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