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Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Named Co-Presidents of Menda

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Menda, the international society of certified morons, today announced that Eric and Donald Trump Jr. will be named Co-Presidents. Not to be confused with Mensa, the genius society, Menda is an organization that selects the uniquely qualified, dumbest, most moronic people on earth for its organization. Menda’s press release explained this is the first time it has named Co-Presidents due to the equally strong support received by Eric and Don Jr. The voting, which includes all current Menda members, was tied with each Trump son gaining 140 votes, and no other candidates receiving more than 5 votes. Current members who voted include Marjorie Taylor Green and Kanye West, who split their votes among the Trump brothers. Sources say Rudy Giuliani’s vote (he is a current member) could not be counted because he failed to follow the instructions to fill in the circle next to his selection, drawing a smiley face instead. Menda will be taking nominations soon for its next candidates. Make your nominations by email at votedumbass@menda.org.

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