Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Esports Hockey is Real!

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Now, while playing Esports hockey, you can feel a puck to the face….a check to the hip….. make someone bleed, all from your family room on the couch. A lot of former NHL players that are fat as shit, but still want to throw a few punches down, love it! The big concern are the virtual fans who tend to really mix it up during the hockey brawls. On a few occasions, some Esports players have been escorted out of their own home for beating up what they thought was a ref, but what really was an across a street neighbor playing Esports hockey against them. LegalZoom has taken an actionable interest to invest! We spoke with one Esports athlete and here is what he had to say, “It’s real blood that shoots out of the your flat screen….pretty ffffd up….that metallic taste made me barf all over my parents new carpet…..man I love this game…can’t wait to make my asshole neighbor bleed!”

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