Euthanasia Legal in Some States to Be Used on Only A-holes

Kevorkian Corp. launched this year by Donald Kevorkian (stepbrother of Jack Kevorkian) who survived being euthanized last year. Approved legislation just came through in Vermont for all a-holes to be euthanized (or at least most). We spoke with “Dying Don” as he likes to be called and here is what he had to say, “First, Jack tried to euthanize me because I was an a-hole to him…then my wife tried it also after Jack was dead…..I survived both incidents and created a company that will make it legal to euthanize any a-holes you know…….right now I am able to administer this on my wife….her sisters say she is an a-hole and I feel the same way…..the process is fairly easy……and cheap….rubber mallet…….you can just get it at a local hardware store…….right between the eyes has a high success rate based on research conducted by the John Wayne Gacy & Dahmer Institute…..everything is humane about making a-holes obsolete from society!”