Extreme Heat Poses Danger Across the US

As the summer gets hotter, we are seeing this affecting the safety of people across the US. The State of Arizona has taken a tough stance on the heat. The entire population has been protesting to not allow the state to get any hotter (They are protesting in an air conditioned building). One government official stated the following, “When the heat is this bad, it is time to let people wear less clothing….we need to legislate no tops for the balance of the summer….A bra can be optional….I mean can not be worn!!!  And men probably should wear underpants…..we don’t need more mushrooms on this planet…..as for me, or am I he….him…or her…..shit, I still don’t understand what I am….who I am….or what this means…..Iceland it is….moving tomorrow!”