Family Business Takes Off During Holidays
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Harold Schecter is always bored this time of year. He and his Jewish friends usually go to the movies and eat Chinese food on an annual basis. This year Harold and his friends came up with a business model that works for all non Jewish Holidays. They rent themselves out to people who do not have a family but are invited to a family function.
Harold explained “It’s a win all around, they don’t want to feel alone and we don’t have much to do and the older I get the less sodium I am allowed to consume. Let’s just say Chinese food’s sodium content is too high for me now. We don’t charge a lot and the food is usually phenomenal.”
The company is called Rent a Non Gent and business is booming and they are looking forward to next year’s Easter hunt. They are in 100 percent, they wear Christmas sweaters and for an extra $20 will wear a cross and for $15 more they will even lead a pre meal prayer, thanking Jesus and everything. These business men go all out. Harold said “All of our men and woman or Meeshpucha as I call them are fully trained. We had to let Murry Goldstein go, he just kept saying Oye Vey way too much, such a shandra, oops I mean shame.”
