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By Jack Firestone


Fantasy Football players across the world are claiming foul after the way the season ended. Some teams are claiming that because the game with the Bengals and Bills was canceled, they should be awarded points that they never got. We have reached out to worldwide Fantasy Guru Jimmy Cleaver for his opinion. Jimmy said “It sucks for people who had Burrows or Diggs but you know who it sucked more for? The guy who almost died. Your whining, just like the points you got from Diggs is pointless. Nobody cares but you and your 10 other friends in your league, so get over it. You know what is as shocking as the paddles placed on that young kids chest? Is the fact that there are people still bitching about it. If you were down points, unlikeDamar Hamlin, you are not coming back! So take your loss and get back in the game next year and most importantly subscribe to my service for $15 a month so you can win your league next year.”

We here at MediaPub.live are happy that all is well with Damar Hamlin and that he is home safe and sound. We at MPL hope no matter how you choose to figure out those points, you come to an agreeable solution. It is also our recommendation that you never get in a league with Stuart S. our creator as he never loses.

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  1. Adam Goldberg January 14, 2023

    Funny because it’s true!

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