Fantasy Football

Roger Goodell is looking at ways to improve the NFLs appeal among people across the globe. The NFL has benefited greatly over the last 15 or so years as fantasy football has created fans where they once never existed. Family leagues, office leagues and general friend’s leagues have created a new sort of fan and Roger is trying to capitalize on that trend. He believes the fantasy’s aspect is the reason for the league’s success and wants to create more fantasies. His latest proposal is to start a pregame cheerleading fantasy where cheerleaders compete against each other in a battle royal style winner takes all and a bonus the cheerleading team that wins gets their football team an extra timeout. In a completely sexist move, the cheerleaders will wrestle in bikinis in kids pools filled with Jello. People will be encouraged to bet on the cheerleaders as well as create a fantasy fantasy cheerleading league where people can draft the cheerleaders. Women’s group are up in arms over the completely sexist move. NFL executive Mark Wilson explained the new idea, “We feel bad about the women who are mad, but can you blame us? We are going to make a bunch of money and create a lot of young fans by doing this. We have tried many ideas and the Jello idea came out on top. Our lawyers shot down the naked wrestling idea because the problem we would have with the TV networks, not too mention the naked wrestling idea started out with the head coaches wrestling and who wants to see a naked Bill Belichik anyway. Personally, I think people would have paid to see Bill naked, like looking at a bad car crash, where you want to see it but you really don’t but you kind of do.”