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Fantasy Football Teams Adding Taylor Swift

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ESPN and other major Fantasy Football providers are reporting extraordinary activity in midweek player additions. Apparently, over 13,000 fantasy teams have picked up a rookie player named Taylor Swift. MPL tracked down a few fantasy owners to get their take on all the excitement for a previously unheralded NFL rookie. “Swift is the tightest end ever!” shouted Eric Walters. “I dropped Travis Kelce and picked up this Swift dude … Swift is fire!” explained Cade McDonell. Only time will tell whether this Taylor Swift is a hit or a flop, but we’ll be closely monitoring Swift’s stats from the 3-point stance and trying to grab Swift for a quick hit in the locker room after the game. MPL is also investigating rumors that Swift may become the next cover art for Madden NFL Football 2024. Check back here for more on that story.

 

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