Farmers on The North Shore of Illinois

Did this just happen? In Deerfield, IL there were three guys walking around in overalls claiming they own all the land and don’t understand why homes all over this upper middle class suburb reside on their land. This has forced many residents of Deerfield to move to neighboring suburbs. We spoke with Billy Bob Cattman and this is what he had to say, “I own all this land…what the frick is up with all these million dollar homes and pizza places….and why is everyone wearing nice clothes….this is a damn farm with cows shitting everywhere as it should be……anyways, time to get back to the basics and churn butter….grab some utters……make some milk….stop complaining that your soup is not hot enough Nancy….lastly, is Little Louie’s of Northbrook still opened…..red hots baby!”