Father’s Day

Father’s Day has come and gone and many men who have kids across the globe are celebrating this fine day.  Unfortunately, for many men across the country there is a lot of angst as Father’s Day has come. Due to the popularity of companies like 23 and Me, sperm donors are worried about their identity becoming known to their little swimmers who broke through. We spoke to a few of these men who wished to stay anonymous, and this is what Donor A (as we will call him) said, “Dude, I was a college kid and I needed the money and since I was really good at doing it alone, it was easy money for me. I put a little thing in a cup, and they put a little money in my pocket. They told me that the would-be kids would never find out who I was. However, my roommate at the time told me that he got a call from a kid who pieced it all together through 23 and Me and started calling him dad. Sure, would I like the mug that says Best Dad Ever, absolutely, but do I want to have to disappoint another person in my life, no way. Just to prepare myself I did the 23 and Me thing and found out I had 38 matches that could be my kids. It probably explains why I now suffer from arthritis in my wrist but I made a shit ton of money.  I probably need a better job where I still don’t need to supplement my income by ejaculating into a cup. My favorite part of the transaction, besides getting a check is when I leave the sperm bank and receptionist says thank you for coming. The money is still too good to give up, so I guess for the time being I won’t answer any calls from any private numbers and pray that none of my swimmers end up finding me or fall in love with a half-sister or Half-brother.”

There are new rules being put into place by the sperm banks to assist with donors, so they won’t be found. Any donor can now do an anonymous 23 and Me account so they won’t be found. The Sperm bank also said they are still looking for more donors and wanted people to know they made it even easier to donate through their new new drive through window. They also said the process goes so smoothly they can almost guarantee you will come again.