FDA Approves Drug “FastAge Serum”
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As the FDA is always in the midst of drug approvals and evaluating studies, they have recently approved FastAge Serum. However, not only has this new drug been approved, it has created an opportunity to rebirth the baby boomer population. Kids who are between the ages of 4 to 6 now have an option to become 80 + in a hurry. They will need their parents consent to rub this cream all over their behind each day. It takes about two weeks and each of these children will be 80 +
We spoke with one of the parents, Dave Swathmore, and this is what he had to say, “My 8 year old is collecting his social security and on medicare……honestly, this is the most ffffd up thing in the world…..wish I took it when I was younger so I wouldn’t have all this college debt, hate my parents!”
