FDA States that Eating Fried Foods is Good

We have been told forever that eating your greens and vegies is the way to go. Well, after several studies it has been suggested that fried foods not only help you burn fat, but they are also the recommended choice to make sure you make weight for wrestling (even if you don’t wrestle). Additionally, you can now have a new years resolution to gain weight. The FDA is still trying to understand how fat one can get. Life insurance companies are now finding a surge in fat applicants. We spoke with LI Insurance and here is what they had to say, “In every instance as of late, the scales have broken each time…the good news, all fat people policies come with a clause that we keep them alive forever!” LI insurance is excited to have less pay outs and bring life back into fat people. We did the math and it is cheaper and more profitable for us to keep them alive.