Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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FINTECH Inventor Succeeds!

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By Bill Lumbergh


David Billsworth has spent the last decade in the FINTECH sector. He is on his third successful exit from a recent startup he successfully sold to Bank Of America. He continues to flourish financially with never ending financial resources. He is a big deal in Silicon Valley…even Apple tried to recruit him back in the day.

When asked why he keeps doing this, given all the success he already has…he had this to say, “What a stupid fnnn question…..I am rich as hell….you realize I could fire you and you don’t work for me…in fact, I just used venmo to buy your house and your knife collection that you were not selling?”  When asked about his thoughts about charitable contributions from the recent sale of “You OweUs” he had this to say, “I am giving none of this to charity….starting another company that makes jeans out of dead stray cats…….I hate cats….on my way to launching my hockey jersey company, “Kuczynski’s” powered by Ted”?”

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