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Fireman Fired for Drinking Water

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Billy Bodsworth of Madison, Wisconsin has been part of the fire department in the town of Verona for 35 years. He was recently fired from his job for drinking water on the job. Here is what Billy had to say about this situation, “The fire was raging….super hot…and as you would expect, I was fnnnn thirsty….I grabbed the hose and started taking a swig of water…before I knew it, I had been drinking from the firehose for 37 minutes…….part of me felt horrible, but the other part truly felt satisfied…….I avoided getting dehyrated…sure, 76 people and 4 dogs died and tadpole hung itself…..but, look at the bright side, nobody died of hydration!”

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