Food Samples no Longer Free…..Cryogenics Now Comes at a Cost!

Costco is not just known for its massive breath of assortment, but mostly for the free samples. They currently are readying up for next month when they will be charging for samples and use of the freezer for cryogenics. We spoke with Stuart Smollstein who is a regular shopper at the retail giant and here is what he had to say, “No free samples puts me in a state of depression that few can understand…..I might honestly kill myself if they don’t go back to free samples….it was the highlight of my day to get all that free shit… I have been speaking with my buddy Mort about sticking my wife in the freezer or maybe just making it a morgue and charging some kind of fee….I need to make money now that I have to pay for samples….or I will go back to thinking about jumping off a building…..not a real high one, but one where I get hurt enough but I don’t get disfigured…..hopefully when I do that my wife gets stuck in the freezer….Mort comes in handy and is my best friend…….he said, hey….inside solo job….no problem Stu!”