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Footsies Enters the Market Place

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We all are familiar with Jeffery Dahmer and the havoc he caused many families and as well as his own family. Several families lost loved ones and the city of Milwaukee felt a bit tarnished. On November 29th of 1994, Dahmer was attacked and killed in his Wisconsin cell.

From documentaries and movies there has been a fascination with the repulsive life of Dahmer. Few people know he had a brother named John Wayne Dahmer…affectionately referred to as Mr. Gacey. Last year he launched a new company called “Footsies”. Fake light feet that you can use for Halloween decorations or as a prank. One child felt his “Footsies” toy said it felt way to real to be fake. This resulted into opening an investigation. Footsies currently has 45,000 footsie products being distributed nationally all over the US and Canada. The investigation concluded that all footsies were in fact real feet. The boy’s parents had this to say after the investigation was over, “We loved footsies….amazing how real those feet looked…..oh..wait…those are real…..well, we really enjoyed those decorations….so sad to see the company go under…..I don’t think anyone can make them that good or feel that real…wait…those were real”?

Dahmers parents had this to say, “I know it sounds sick, Mr. Gacey was making a shit load of money…..finally we were able to get the second home in Duluth…..great place to preserve body …I mean persuade others to come up for long visits”.

The case remains open since Mr. Gacey had another business entity called “Bodeez”.

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