Former President Trump Under Fire Again after Billionaire Discovered Living Rent Free

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Donald Trump, former president of the United States, current presidential candidate, billionaire, and all-around polarizing figure, is under fire from the media once again after it was discovered that he and his family have been living rent free for more than five years. Yes, you heard that correct, they have not paid a dime in rent. Independent journalists doing an exposé on the Trump Family’s business empire post-presidency discovered that neither Trump nor his family have paid any rent of any kind in over 7 years. The family has been living completely rent-free in the heads of Liberals and some Moderates across the country for that entire time. Our own research into the records shows that the family has in fact been living in those heads since the lead-up to the 2016 election, which may have been a conflict of interest since they were supposed to be living exclusively in the White House. There has been no word on when the House Oversight Committee will begin its investigation into the rent situation, but additional indictments are expected as soon as election time rolls around. It has been nearly four years since Trump was president, yet celebrities like Steven King, George Takai, Mark Hamill, and Ron Perlman continue to express their thoughts about him on a near daily basis, damning evidence that they’re still hosting the Trump family. And like any love-sick ex circling the wagons, the justice department continually invites him to court, only to have so far tossed out the charges. It’s clear they just can’t get enough of the guy, and it’s been fantastic for both his brand and for the Democratic party’s. The Trump Family is reporting huge sales numbers on t-shirts, coffee mugs, and pencil erasers, while the Trump-hate has brought the Democratic party incredible radio and television ratings and record voter turnout. Love him or hate him, it’s obvious that the former president and Cheetoh model has used his hyperbolic, filter-less style to sear himself into the hearts and minds of Americans, and will likely stay there for years to come. Rent-free of course.