Freedom of Speech is Going Away

The feds have decided to work closely with T-Tex tape to go after the human mouth market. It is very possible all of us will have tape over our mouths by the end of August. T-Rex is in production making 330 million rolls (1 per person, but Rosey O’Donnel is two roles and Amy Schumer will only use scotch tape). This all comes at a time when America’s want stronger ply toilet paper. At least the world is making progress legalizing weed and making it possible for kids to have no clue the tape will be on their mouth and ass. This is great news!