Fruity Vapes Do Smell

By Bill Lumbergh

Schools across the country  have been plagued with much of the student body vaping. From “Popcorn lung” to other dangers, it is safe to say vaping has its own set of toxins. However, a history teacher from Northbrook, Il had this to say, “Vaping is horrible, however the fruity smell is awesome…..the hallways use to smell like cigarettes and Billy Anderson’s shitty underpants and now Ms. Jargonot, who teaches science…..I still can’t pin point what she smells like…but, its between an elephants shit and an elephants diarrhea…..anyways…fruity vape smells pretty good!”

As a result, the high school has added an automated mechanism that scents the entire school with a fruity smell that resembles that of a vape mist. The entire school has never smelled so good. Dean Compobossomething had this to say, “Vaping is terrible; however, the school no longer smells like Ms. Jargonot……she could make shit want to die!”