Garage Job

Plastic Surgery is common place across the United States these days and Dr. Phil Goodman is taking full advantage of this. Dr. Phil Good as he likes to be called has been performing plastic surgery for the last 10 years at a very unconventional place, his garage. Dr. Phil Good explained, “I am able to cut my costs way down by doing surgery in my beautifully equipped three car garage. Breast augmentations normally cost over $6000 but not in my garage where my overhead is cut way down. I only charge $750 for a boob job and the beauty of my garage is that I use the carbon monoxide from my 94 Chevy Chevette to knock out my patients or put them under. I have it down to a science where on less than 10 gallons of gas I can put 45 patients under, and I haven’t had anyone die on my garage floor in over 7 years. The best thing that ever happened to me is the new Barbie Movie, because all these teenagers are wanting the perfect breast augmentation and I am the only one they can afford. I can’t tell you how many 14- and 15-year-old girls that I have helped increase their self-image. I always say that a little saline goes a long way to improve self-esteem. Sure, I am being sued as are many doctors and not to mention I am currently out on bail for operating on a minor without parental consent. However, my lawyer thinks I have a way to get out of this predicament but as long as they don’t find out that I have been practicing without a license I should be fine.”

Since our interview with Dr. Phil Good, we have found out that he has another indictment he has to answer to. We believe that it has something to do with performing a vaginal rejuvenation on a 12-year-old. We have also since found out that Dr. Phil Good has never went to medical school and his only medical knowledge comes from watching Grey’s Anatomy, all 22 seasons twice.