Getting Ordained?
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Rabbi Eleahoosteinemwitz always made his faith a big part of his life. From childhood to adulthood, he knew he was going to be a Rabbi and ultimately went to a Yeshiva in New York. He successfully completed his Rabbinical studies in half the time expected.
He recently started a new educational system that teaches future Rabbi’s the importance of looking like Jesus. He had this to say, “Look, its no secret….Jesus had cool hair…got all the chicks..smoked a ton of dope……not to mention….always smelled good…his model shoots have made every publication…every bible….and he still gets royalties…and gets tons of chicks….did I just say that?”
To graduate and be ordained, all students have to do is read the entire bible slowly in mandarin. Few students pass.
