Guitar Retailer Robbed by Unlikely Family

Guitar Center has been a very popular music store since 1959. The California based retailer was shocked on what happened last week and still trying to make sense of it. The Von Trapp family recently paid a visit to the Houston location. A family of fame and innocence that most people are familiar with from the classic “Sound of Music”. The family still lives together and oddly never aged. Even more strange, they are now responsible for robbing 7 Guitar Center locations. We spoke with the district manager of guitar center who wanted to remain nameless….for those who care, his name is Brian Branchy and he is kind of a jerk…..but here is what he had to say, “I LOVED that movie…..but those bastards have stolen 75K worth of guitars and yodeled out the door of each location….don’t be fooled, the family is still alive and well….singing the same annoying songs…..what a classic……good news is they have been arrested….as a company, we are pressing charges and going for the death penalty…..this is a none-negotiable verdict we are going after”.