Hairless Damon

By Bill Lumbergh

Sure, Matt Damon has been in many movies….a true talent that can not be denied. From block buster movies to guest appearances on Saturday Night Live to writing brilliant movie scripts. He is an “Adonis” in Hollywood.

However, like so many Hollywood, few know much about Damon, but we do at MediaPubLive. He hates body hair. In a most recent interview he had this to say, “I shave it all off…yes, that includes my ass if you are asking…I donate every bit of it to charities that need it……sometimes I need help and Ben comes over and does my balls….man, I love that guy!”

Damon has stated he plans to do a full documentary on all of his odd habits. His other crazy habit is he deliberately spits on every person who eats lunch with him……”At least I warn those asshipes!”