Hairy Situation

Uppity Prep School in New England an all-girls private school has just finished their school year. The school has recently come under fire after a senior class prank exposed a huge problem. The senior class decided to replace all if the dormitories shampoo bottles with Nair hair removal liquid. The underclassmen were less than thrilled and the parents of their kids are asking for answers.  Stephen Thorpe III parent of a sophomore explained, “My poor Vanessa was in tears as a result of this prank. Tears ran down her bald face and that just killed me inside. I see all these bald rich girls and it is hard to figure out who is who. The rest of the parents and I want answers, especially why is the Dean of the school now suddenly bald as is the male gym teacher, they don’t even live in the dorms.”

We reached out to Dean Harold Showerman for comment, but Harry declined to comment. Looks like Harry or in this case not hairy is finding himself in a very hairy situation.

Mr. Jimmy Handson the gym teacher when asked to explain said, “I shaved my head in solidarity with the girls and the rumors of me taking showers with those girls is ridiculous and those pictures of me and the Dean were definitely photoshopped and I was doing research on child pornography which explains the stuff they found on my computer.” His attorney jumped in and told him to shut the f up. As more information becomes available, MediaPub.Live will keep you posted.