Hand Lotion Shortage

Recently, several hotel chains have made significant deals with youth hockey organizations all over the country to avoid vacancies. It has been good for business since boy’s travel hockey is on the rise. However, several hotel chains have noticed when all the young men vacate the hotel at the end of the tournament, all the hand lotion is gone. This has made the lotion at all hotels be replaced with Vaseline. Recently they changed the process by placing small Vaseline containers on the beds….sort of like chocolates. Each hotel realized that the Vaseline containers were always empty and always left on the nightstand. In each instance, the TV’s were on with dirty movies. One hotel manager named Hank had this to say, “Look, my son is always playing with his Peter…..no…not his friend Peter….anyways…I am just glad that moron is not vaping….oh, and this lotion thing is a real problem…at least that is what hotel management told us!”