Harbaugh Quits Coaching

Harbaugh has brought Michigan to a place where they are back to being one of the best teams in the country. However, he did vow to all his players that if any of them should have a kid during the season, Jimbo and his wife will help raise all of their kids. The challenge has been 11 players on the team as well as the team doctor and some nutjob in the locker room named Frankie all had kids. The Harbaughs have agreed to take in all these kids. Oddly, his wife said with excitement, she was willing to breast feed all of these kids. At MPL, we found her response uncomfortable, but it sounds like these kids will be well taken care of. Until then, Harbaugh is no longer coaching at Michigan. He has considered a job overseas in a place he will not disclose to us or his wife. Even more strange, several assistant coaches claim to be the kids of his players along with some guy on the street named Greg.