Harmless Murder

Murder is most certainly illegal and can put anyone behind bars for life. David Pilsner is that “Anyone” who remains behind bars. He threw 4 cotton balls at his stepsister Martha….one of them went through her nasal passage….she breathed it out…out of fear and died instantly .

We were able to speak with David and he had this to say, “I had no idea a cotton bowl could kill anything. Admittedly she put the letter “C” in the word you would expect…caboodle…sad this happened since she was in the process of adding me to her life insurance policy!”

David had one last statement, “Dad sits on the board with Curad…he did mention years ago that cotton balls have military applications…they do….dad killed my dog and two parakeets with cotton balls!”