Harry Buttsworth

Harold Buttsworth of Tempe, Az is a self-described smart ass. Friends of Harry, as he likes to be called will tell you he is a jerk and the most obnoxious person they know. A friend who wished to remain anonymous, William Hyde, said, “ Harry is always joking around, never serious and loves to laugh at your expense. I am not even sure why I have him as a friend, the guy is basically an ass. Must be that he is filthy rich and he is willing to pretty much buy my friendship. Even still I am not sure it is worth it.”

We also spoke with Harry about him being the most known smart ass West of the Mississippi. Harry said, “I know everything about everything and so I guess you can say I am a smart ass, plus my last name is Buttsworth, which is $100 because of butt-flation. I am such a smart ass that I got a PHD in Ass-enomics. My smart ass abilities have giving me the ability to make my friends the Butt of my jokes. I crack (using hand quotes) them up with all the crap I come up with. I don’t know when to stop, which seems to Bum people out after a while, but I just tell them to turn the other cheek (saying with an uncomfortable wink.)

Dr. Buttsworth is the number two Proctologist in Arizona and according to him, “ I could be number one by I prefer to be number two, if you know what I mean? I have seen so many colons the number must be ass-tronomical.” I had to cut off the interview as Dr. Buttsworth could stop make Butt jokes and I truly understood why his friends think and describe him as an asshat/jerk because interviewing the guy was such a pain the ass.